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If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be June
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a killer whale .
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a lamp.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an emerald.
If I were a flower, I’d be a tulip.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny day with chances I rain.
If I were a color, I’d be blue
If I were an emotion, I’d be hopeful.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a grapefruit.
If I were an element, I’d be phosphorous.
If I were a place, I’d be an island.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like a peach.
If I were a scent, I’d smell like sunshine.
If I were an object, I’d be a phone booth.
If I were a body part, I’d be the shoulders.
If I were a song, I’d be vindicated.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of vans.

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riftthefierynight:

Out-of-towner moment number 1: Yesterday, my family and I went to order pizza. My aunt and uncle both wanted a Muffaletta, which is sort of a sandwich on pizza crust stuffed with olives and such (something you can get at any pizza place in Louisiana). I looked at them both a second and then asked…